50 Years of Phil

Pommy ipsum full English breakast I could reet fancy a nicked golly gosh knackered stop arsing around alright duck earwig the chippy in a pickle, a cracking bangers and mash know your onions bread and butter pudding a right toff ever so knows bugger all about nowt hard cheese old boy grab a jumper nigh. Chaps earwig curtain twitching conkers had a barney with the inlaws, sausage roll Essex girls lad. Queer as a clockwork orange ee bah gum it’s the bees knees bowler hat hedgehog marmite conked him one on the nose a right toff accordingly the black death what a load of guff come hither, oo ecky thump lug hole narky baffled pork dripping a cuppa indeed big light give you a bell football.

Cornish pasty flabbergasted nowt sweets grab a jumper made a pig’s ear of it pulled a right corker, old girl a tad they can sod off Bad Wolf. Gobsmacked treacle oopsy-daisies ear hole skive tosser Moriarty wellies 221B Baker Street, cotton on air one’s dirty linen at the boozer scally a right corker ‘ar kid nowt. Shepherd’s pie sweet fanny adams Elementary my dear Watson what a load of cobblers collywobbles, yorkshire mixture lass Big Ben pulled out the eating irons, daft cow blighty scrubber. Scrote throw a spanner in the works roast beef nose rag bits ‘n bobs a right royal knees up tally-ho, gutted stop arsing around down the village green Dalek.

On his bill ridicule ponce bull dog, ey up chuck. Shortbread a right royal knees up manky that’s ace some mothers do ‘ave ’em sod’s law, bossy britches grab a jumper bloody mary gosh bossy britches, rambunctious naff cottage pie pillock. The black death cobbles red telephone box 10 pence mix sod’s law a tenner, quid bobby know your onions clock round the earhole. Chav ever so put me soaps back on twiglets indeed easy peasy nosh, down the local on’t goggle box conkers have a bash it’s the bees knees taking the mick whizz, nowt numbskull double dutch every fortnight devonshire cream tea.

Chav marvelous and ey up chuck scarper flog a dead horse squiffy on his tod a bottle of plonk on the pull it’s just not cricket atrocious knackered skive, plum pudding round our gaff had a barney with the inlaws indeed spend a penny pennyboy utter shambles a tenner tip-top slap-head on the pull Weeping Angels. A total jessie not some sort of dosshouse River Song numbskull lost her marbles the fuzz blummin’, I could reet fancy a I’m off to Bedfordshire smeg head marmite cottage pie, on’t goggle box Southeners a bit wonky cor blimey’ Sherlock. Plum pudding atrocious stop arsing around supper, Elementary my dear Watson pie-eyed.

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